As I've previously mentioned this past week I was vacationing in Disney World. When you're in Disney there are about 1.2 million things you can do to fill your day and none of those things include sitting in your room. This means you will be visiting many public bathrooms during your time in Disney.
I do have a complaint though that I really must get off my chest. I'm choosing to share this with all of you in the hopes that perhaps my little blog voice with reach at least one of you who is guilty of this terrible offense and the angels will sing, the clouds will part, and you will finally see the error of your ways.
If you are a hoverer -
You know, a woman who doesn't sit on the toilet seat, but precariously floats above the seat.
If you are a hoverer -
Just for the record though, the odds of catching any sort of disease from the toilet seat is pretty slim to none. Really. You have a better chance of toppling over and slamming your head into the stall door rendering yourself unconscious with your pants around your ankles and granny panties flashing for all the world to see as you become, "That chick who totally took a spill in the ladies bathroom!" on blogs around the world.
Anyway...
If you are a hoverer, for the love of all things clean and dry,
WIPE UP YOUR PEE THAT DRIBBLED ONTO THE TOILET SEAT!!
Let me ask this -
If you are so grossed out that you don't want to sit on a dry toilet seat, what in samhell makes you think I want to touch a seat that has your urine on it?! Worse yet, what would possess you to believe that I want to clean it up for you?!
If you are old enough to be using a bathroom by yourself, you are old enough to be responsible for your body fluids. Clean up your whiz that you left on the toilet seat.
Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated. Thank you.
13 comments:
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Amen sister! That is the most disgusting thing ever isn't it??
Hilarious and so gross. And just noticed that you're reading Gone With the Wind one of my all-time favorite books.
i totally agree - if you only were introduced to women by seeing public bathrooms you would conclude we are disgusting creatures not worth dirt! it is just soooooo gross and i hope the hoverers totally end up on the floor!!!!
my thighs wont allow me to hover. thats what they invented the seatcovers for!!!
AMEN SISTER!! ughh that's SO nasty when people do that!!! i'm SO glad you posted this! lol
I hear you. That's so gross!
OMG that annoys me too! seriously! People are only concerned if they might catch something from a dry toilet seat but you want me to have to wipe up your pee? No no. That's insane. And gross.
I'm glad to know someone else out there realizes that too!
Public bathrooms completely creep me out.
I HATE When people do that! I'm like, seriously???? That's disgusting!!!
got a few like that at work. ew. just ew.
I'm actually not a germaphobe but this is something i've always done. I don't hover, but I use hand sanitizer to clean the seat before I use it with my own stash of kleenex. It might be crazy but I don't like sitting on overly used toilet seats.
And on the occassion I have to hover, I totally clean up after myself.
I'm glad I was right about the cartoon reference!
You had me laughing so loud that my neighbor looked up at me like I'm a nutcase. (Point in fact - I am, and I am sitting on my balcony.)
Living so close to Disney World, I go there A LOT, and I have to tell you that they are some of the cleanest in THE WORLD, so to all you hoverers, who leave your disgusting bodily fluids on the seat, get over yourself!!! Use the seat covers and SIT DOWN!!! We do not want to touch your germs -- EEEWWW and double EEEWWW!!!
Thank you very much... Now back to our regularly scheduled blogging...
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