Lt. Dan...Ice Cream!

Every morning I put the pups downstairs in their kennel. I give them a Pupperoni and a cookie (a dog biscuit, but cookie sounds much tastier), mainly as a bribe to go into their kennel, but also because I like to spoil them with treats. Pippy, my Pomeranian, takes both with much enthusiasm because she is actually a little piggy with fur. Sarge, the Chihuahua, on the other hand is a bit more snobbish. He practically swallows the Pupperoni whole, but when it comes to the cookie, he won't even come to take it out of my hand. I have to toss it at his feet and then he will sniff it, look at me as if to say, "Are you serious?" before he turns his nose up in disdain. What dog doesn't like their doggie cookies?!

I feel like Forrest Gump as Lt. Dan dumps the ice cream cone into the bedpan.