19 August 2009

Things That Make You Go Hmmm: A Guy Walks Into A Bank...

So a guy walks into a bank in Alaska, gives the teller his real name, his real account number, and shows his real ID. Then he hands the teller a note, "I have a gun. Give me all the money in your drawer."

I can't make this crap up: Read the story here. Unfortunately, there are people out there who are just that stupid.

How do you think his planned worked? If his account was above $200 he was just going to hand over a note asking for a withdrawl in tens and twenties, but when it was under $200 he handed over the other note?

I'm sure we've all imagined what it would be like to rob a bank. Who couldn't use all the money in a bank vault? However, my elaborate and fool-proof plan has never included showing my ID.

15 comments:

Abbie said...

I thought you were telling a joke! I can't believe that's actually real! Unbelievable!!

Lisa said...

Wow. Wow.

Actually, I can believe that. I deal with some pretty dumb people pretty often at the store. But still.

Wow.

Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabulous said...

Soooo Funny. That's gotta be on World's Dumbest Crooks!

Rachael said...

Hahaha, that is so crazy! Dumb criminal stories are the best.

Jen said...

1) Miley cyrus drives me nuts now...I just can't believe she's acting like this knowing she could be such a great role model for all the children looking up to her

2) so far so good, I've had my turtles for over a year now, and they are sweethearts--i hold them frequently, so i hope that helps

Heather said...

I got my package today!!! Thanks!!! I am going to blog about it after Grace goes to bed.

Sara said...

That's pretty amazing. Some people. And I love your first thought was clearly "no no no, that's not how you do it! I can do it much better!"

Anonymous said...

Wow. Really? How retarded are you?

Steph said...

I love stupid criminal stories. I mean really??? How can some people be so dumb.

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Wow, what an idiot!

Lin said...

haha...what a dork.

Tellie said...

LOL something similar happened in my town. A guy went to steal some money at a convenience store up the street and the lady asked to see his ID to make sure he was 21 and able to have the alcohol he was stealing as well. He obliged, and she took down his name :)

The Mrs. said...

People like this are just asking to have the book thrown at them.

Jane In The Jungle said...

ROFL!!!!

Alicia said...

ugh...why do stupid people just irritate me?? who does this????

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