(army)Wife - 1, Stonewall - 0

I play dirty. I'm a wife, so I have to or else the husband would think he rules the roost.

Take the other night, for instance. Stonewall wanted to hang out with our brother-in-law after we had dinner with him and Danielle (Stonewall's sister). I wasn't too thrilled with idea since it was already late. Stonewall promised he would be home by 11:00, so I said okay.

I get home, put Lil Mootz to bed, update the blog, and wait for Stonewall to role in.

At 11:00, my phone rings and its Stonewall letting me know he won't be home by 11:00. I was none to happy with this. I told Stonewall I was upset with him because he said he would be home by now. At this point he tries to apologize and make up with me by (trying) to be funny, but I'm mad at him, so he gets nowhere.

After we hang up, I go to bed...naked.

When Stonewall crawls into bed an hour later he tries to cuddle up with me. When he realizes I'm naked he tries to...well, you know. I tell him to knock it off and move onto his side of the bed. After another attempt at the dirty Stonewall finally realizes I'm serious and curls up on his side.

The next morning Stonewall says, "Babe, did you go to bed naked on purpose last night?"

And I say (with as much sarcasm as possible), "No, I accidentally forgot to put on PJs last night. Of course, I went to bed naked on purpose!"

He says, "I tried to get it on with you last night!"

Me, "Yeah, well, naked wife was for 11:00 Stonewall."