What Would Wilson Say?

When we were in Orlanda Stonewall and I watched "Castway" one evening while we were hanging out at the hotel. The next day we were talking about the movie with Danielle and Erick. The husbands, of course, thought it was complete crap that Helen Hunt's character didn't wait around for (what 5 or 6 years?) Tom Hanks to come back to the land of the living.

Danielle and I told them they were being ridiculous. You can't expect a woman who's young to not meet someone else, get married, and have kids when, supposedly, her former main squeeze is dead.

Danielle then posed this question to Stonewall:

What would you do if we all thought you were dead and when you came home 5 years later your wife was remarried and had kids with someone else?

I'm not sure what answer I was expecting from my husband. I guess, maybe, I was hoping for some romantic answer about how he'd want the love of his life back and he's try and sweep me off my feet, yada, yada, yada.

I should have known better. Instead I got this from Stonewall:

I'd say, "Where's my Sentra? Where's my Nissan Sentra?"

Thank you for that, "Castaway" script writers. Why couldn't she just have saved one of his damn sweatshirts?