We saw this car on our way back to work from lunch this afternoon.
Talk about your pimp-mobile: two (hopefully fake) skulls, a divider inside (probably bullet proof, so his would-be victims can't hurt him), a silver-plated bones and red-eyed skull license plate holder, and a decal on the side that reads, "To trap and enslave."
At first, we thought maybe he was a taxi. But, seriously, if this dude pulled up in front of my house I'd tell him never mind. I'd rather take my chances with hitchhiking.
So then we thought maybe he was a coroner.
Or maybe a chiropractor.
Either way, I'm afraid if I continue to make fun of him, he will hunt me down, trap me, enslave me, and then turn my head into dashboard decoration.

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I saw someone who had apparently bought an old police vehicle, and they changed the back to say "hater patrol". This was when living in Seattle. I have a picture somewhere... it was hysterical and so lame.
Scary. I don't understand some people.
ha ha, I'm sure he picks up all the ladies in that gothic pimp mobile.
Uh yeah that's a little creepy.
I saw a "to trap and to enslave" sticker on a car just the other day and thought it was weird. Now, I'm thinking it's really weird that you saw one, too.... in another state. The one I saw was on a sleek looking black chrysler 300 with dark tinted windows and the lettering was on the rear window in red. Maybe it's a band logo or something?
Okay... I looked it up and the one I saw was like this only RED:
http://www.amazon.com/punish-enslave-Transformers-Window-Decal/dp/B0010L1YZS
It's to punish and to enslave and it's a Transformers saying. Maybe the driver is just an overgrown kid who hasn't given up his super hero, yet?
Maybe it was an old cop car and he thought he'd make a show out of it lol
YIKES!!! that's just a TAD creepy....
uh...can you say psycho? that's so freaky!
BWA HA HA!
Holy crap, that's scary!
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