19 February 2010

Things That Make You Go Hmmm: To Trap & Enslave

Actually, it's more like, "Things That Make You WTF?!"

We saw this car on our way back to work from lunch this afternoon.


Talk about your pimp-mobile: two (hopefully fake) skulls, a divider inside (probably bullet proof, so his would-be victims can't hurt him), a silver-plated bones and red-eyed skull license plate holder, and a decal on the side that reads, "To trap and enslave."

At first, we thought maybe he was a taxi.  But, seriously, if this dude pulled up in front of my house I'd tell him never mind.  I'd rather take my chances with hitchhiking. 

So then we thought maybe he was a coroner.

Or maybe a chiropractor.

Either way, I'm afraid if I continue to make fun of him, he will hunt me down, trap me, enslave me, and then turn my head into dashboard decoration.

11 comments:

Mrs. Mike said...

I saw someone who had apparently bought an old police vehicle, and they changed the back to say "hater patrol". This was when living in Seattle. I have a picture somewhere... it was hysterical and so lame.

Anonymous said...

Scary. I don't understand some people.

Lin said...

ha ha, I'm sure he picks up all the ladies in that gothic pimp mobile.

Lisa said...

Uh yeah that's a little creepy.

Patty Patterson said...

I saw a "to trap and to enslave" sticker on a car just the other day and thought it was weird. Now, I'm thinking it's really weird that you saw one, too.... in another state. The one I saw was on a sleek looking black chrysler 300 with dark tinted windows and the lettering was on the rear window in red. Maybe it's a band logo or something?

Patty Patterson said...

Okay... I looked it up and the one I saw was like this only RED:
http://www.amazon.com/punish-enslave-Transformers-Window-Decal/dp/B0010L1YZS

It's to punish and to enslave and it's a Transformers saying. Maybe the driver is just an overgrown kid who hasn't given up his super hero, yet?

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Maybe it was an old cop car and he thought he'd make a show out of it lol

Alicia said...

YIKES!!! that's just a TAD creepy....

Michelle A'etonu said...

uh...can you say psycho? that's so freaky!

Carsley Fuller said...

BWA HA HA!

Hannah said...

Holy crap, that's scary!

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