No, not the cure for cancer or AIDS.
Nope, the answer to world peace still alludes us.
Unfortunately, all of our questions to the Health Care Reform Act are still unanswered, but this is even BETTER than that!
After what I can only assume was years of research a most important question has finally been answered. Men, the debates can stop because unless you reside in the Congo or select regions of South America, you do have a small weenie.
Asian countries...on the bright side, your shoes are smaller and probably less expensive.
My fellow Americans...I suppose this is why our military has bigger guns. I mean actual guns, our men apparently need to compensate.
2 comments:
HAHAHAHA!!!! THis is amazing.
Now that is a good story for a Monday! However, I want to know why Canadians have more to brag about than American guys? That hardly seems fair. Maybe I'd better plan a trip to Canada to find out for myself!
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