Does anyone else's husband work on winkie time?
You know, you did the dirty last night and by noon the next day he's complaining you two "never do it!"
The convo usually goes something like this:
Him: "Babe, we never do it anymore."
You: "What are you talking about? We just did it last night."
Him: "No, the last time was like two weeks ago."
You: "Definitely last night and good to know I was so memorable."
It's like 24 hours in real time equals two weeks in winkie time. What the hell?! When will dudes learn that Gina needs to recuperate? She is not a 24 hour convenience store.
-
This giveaway is now closed. Thank you to everyone who participated! In honor of my handsome hubby's new job (he started this week!) ... -
It's giveaway time! Borders is giving away a Sony Touch Reader to one of my lucky military readers pre-loaded with 10 top titles! Th... -
Our military is a strong and proud body . Our country's finest men and women serve in a military that is superior to any in the world. T...
4 comments:
Oh. My. God.
That was SO Huzzy and me before we started trying to conceive. Nothing was ever enough (in all honesty, once a day wouldn't be enough for him he'd prefer 2-3 times a day) and he ALWAYS thought it was longer than what it really was between times.
Since we've been trying to start a family, I've been charting. Which includes keeping track of Willy Winkie time. Yay for proof!
Whahahahaha! Oh too funny.
Haha! I don't think it's just your husband who thinks this way.
Post a Comment