23 November 2009

How To Get Hired...Or Not

Some of you may know, some of you may not know (I think I've mentioned it before) that I work in Human Resources for a motor repair shop. Not my dream job (by a long shot), but it pays the bills and there are worse jobs to have.

Anyway...

We're hiring, so I receive a handful of applications and resumes every day. Most of them are just normal resumes, pretty boring and nothing to write about. There are a few though that just make my day. I know the economy is bad and many people are out if a job right now, so when an employment opportunity arrives those people want to do what ever they can to get HR's attention. However, if you're one of those people, please keep in mind that if I'm laughing at your resume, then you probably went about it the wrong way.

I received my favorite resume last week. I opened the email and up popped...

A self-portrait.

As in, the applicant sat in front of a mirror and drew a picture of himself.

And then took the time to scan it into the computer and attach it to his resume.

I laughed my f-*beep* ass off.

Dude, we repair electric motors. I don't need to know what your artistic abilities are. If you want to impress me, send me a video of you repairing a motor in half the time it would normally take.

But thank you for the amazingly good laugh.

11 comments:

Steph said...

Haha. I bet they can be amusing.

Jessica Lynn said...

I seriously love looking at resumes and figuring out what makes that person stand out. For example, I bet if that dude sent you his resume in without the self portrait you wouldn't have given it a second glance!
(P.S. My word verification was "neaked" and for some reason that just made me laugh out loud!)

Lin said...

What do you mean it didnt get him the job?

Geez...this guy can draw & possibly fix an engine! What else are you guys looking for, ha ha.

Erin said...

Even in a bad economy, I don't know who would think that was a good idea?!

Samantha said...

Oh, that's hilarious! I wonder what he was thinking!

Heather said...

You're a DZ, too! Excellent! Where did you pledge? Where are you now?

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Haha, nice! I'm glad he could at least make your day and obviously he left some kind of impression lol

Jane In The Jungle said...

Love that!!
Glad the comments prob was on that end..I thought it was me, LOL!

Heather said...

I guess his resume stood out. Just maybe not in the way he intended it to. That is too funny!

Random Musings said...

ha ha.. When I worked in HR we received a resume with a FULL page picture of the women applying for the position. A GLAMOR shot, full on with feather boa and everything.... oh yeah I think I may have peed laughing so hard..

Anonymous said...

Wow. He did do a good job of standing out from the rest of the other applicants, though, no?

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