My mom and I saw some dude wearing this t-shirt today:
(Sorry for the bad pic. All we had was our cell phone cameras.) It's a little hard to read, but it says, "Fish Naked" and then there's the cartoon of the naked man.
Several things...
1) Dude, you realize you're wearing a naked man? You and I didn't get to chat much so I can't say for 100% certainty, but I'd put you in the heterosexual category. And yet...you're wearing a naked man.
2) Dude, you weren't totally unattractive. But the mini-keg you were sporting under that t-shirt leads me to believe you don't look like this naked:
And unless you're looking like this naked:
Keep it all on.
3) Dude, you live life a little to close to the edge. Someone needs to talk you back. Every time I think of fishing, I think of that scene in There's Something About Mary when Warren catches Ted through the mouth with a fishing hook. I don't have the man parts, but I can't imagine wanting to have the goodies all hanging out when sharp pointy objects are flying by.
I'm just saying is all. Put some panties on before you try and catch the big one.
11 comments:
lol...that's a little creepy and very disturbing.
1) Awesome porn! Thank you. *drool*
2) Panties! LOL I call them panties no matter which sex is sporting them. It used to drive DH crazy! (I don't ALWAYS call them panties...just for fun.)
Haha... That's crazy. Naked fishing?
Thanks Lovely!!!!
I always see people wearing crazy things out in public, but I'm never quick enough to take a picture of it with my phone. Good job Yummy Mummy!!!!!
Thanks for posting the bottom pics though...I'm missing my sexy Fox, so I was drooling over those pics!
*LOL* You are too funny! Where you come up with this stuff, I'll never know!
v funny - i thought of the hooks right away too LOL :D
I just texted my friends a pic of the worst case of mom jeans I've seen in a while. Perhaps this guy's wife?? I don't get it. We all have off days or times we need to run a quick errand, but the question is why do they have these clothes in the first place?
Hahahahaah! That's hilarious and kinda odd all at the same time.
lol too funny :) I left you a little something on my blog :)
Good advice. You're right...it's a weird shirt, isn't it?
You crack me up!
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