For those of you not as hip and as in the know as I am, a wooty is a white girl's booty.
And we all know what booty is...
Or for those non-visual learners, a nice big juicy ass.
Here's my question...
Does a wooty just take on the definition of a booty with the only difference being that it belongs on a white chick?
Which, if I'm going to get into it, seems a bit racist to me and aren't we supposed to be trying to erase those racial divides? I don't see why butt names shouldn't be included in this peace and equality for all mentality. In the PC world that so many are fond of it would seem to me that adding wooty to the vernacular is just redundant because us big assed ladies would all just have booties regardly of ass cheek color.
Or is a wooty simply meant to be a white girl's ass?
And if that is the case, then I'd like to suggest a petition to Urban Dictionary that we change the word to flooty since most white girls have a...
Just throwing it out there...
12 comments:
Haha!!! Love this post!! True, it does seem a bit racially charged. A big ass is a big ass, regardless of color:)
Flooty! I love it. I'm not sure it will catch on, though, as it has the potential to be confused with "floozy".
And let me tell you something - most pants are definitely designed with the "flooty" in mind. Being blessed with a wooty, I have a heck of a time finding anything to fit me. Yay for yoga pants!
lol - v funny :D
I am going to keep referring to booty because it just sounds better! Booty and big both begin with B...coincidence? I think not!
I couldn't agree more.
Yep, that's definitely me -- a girl with a "Flooty".
I thought the B in booty was in reference to butt?!?! Are you kidding me? Are we supposed to start differentiating between ALL body parts based on skin color now? This is re-damn-diculous!!! OK, off my soapbox now!
Haha, I'm white and I have a giant butt. And frankly I don't care what anyone calls it lol
LOL! Not all white girls have "flooties." Mine's definitely a "wooty."
You're too funny!
And there is nothing racist about being aware of the differences people have. For instance - when doing a team photo, I normally put dark skinned people in the front row if it's at all possible because that puts them closer to the light and they need more light to properly expose them than fair skinned people do. If I put the dark skinned people in the back I would totally blow out the light skinned people and still have underexposed dark ones. That's not racist - in a family photo the white shirts go furthest from the light, also. Just common sense.
LOL - thanks for the chuckle today! :) Love the "flooty" idea - definitely makes sense... heehee
I've never heard of this. How funny and sad at the same time.
I think the word booty is enough. I'm shaking my head at this. Sigh...
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