03 February 2011

My Nominees for the Nobel Peace Prize

Some politician has nominated Wikileaks for the Nobel Peace Prize because the site has contributed to "democracy and freedom of speech" worldwide.

Just remember if Wikileaks wins, it's the same award our President won two years ago for...umm...for...gosh, I don't know because at that point I believe he'd actually sent MORE troops into the Middle East.

Unfortunately, the chance to submit a nomination has ended this year, but I'm prepared for next year.  In 2012, I'd like to nominate the following:
  • Egpyt because "Egypt" and "Peace" both have the letters "p" and "e" in them.
  • Amber Portwood because she made the sacrifice of popping out a baby and beating her baby daddy just to earn $280,000 all before the age of 18.
  • Call of Duty makers because they make it possible to not just shoot terrorists, but to BE one.
  • The person who invented vodka eyeballing because when one is contemplating how to shoot vodka into one's eye then one certainly is not concerned with bombing another country.
  • Stephanie Meyer because she totally found a way for vampires, werewolves, and humans to live together thereby completely solving the age-old question of how to solve world peace.
Who would you nominate for the Nobel Peace Prize?

5 comments:

Patty Patterson said...

Well.... those are all better choices than our president would be. I am so ready for the next presidential election. After obama called abortion a constitional right the other day I have had more than enough. Our constitution gives us the "right to life", liberty and the pursuit of happiness and abortion goes totally against that.

And yeah.... I'm ultra-conservative and ready for a real change. Not just a bunch of lying to get into the White House.

(And NO.... I didn't vote for the idiot!)

Kimimi said...

Hahaha, you crack me up! I'm nominating you because you have a couple "p"'s and "e"'s and several "m"'s in your blog name!

Unknown said...

Hahaha, I love it. While were at it, I think Octo Mom would be an excellent nomination ;)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

This seriously made me laugh out loud!

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